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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing… Continue

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something r… Continue

You learn some interesting things as a mother. Here are a few reasons we love our boys...








1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.






3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.






4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42… Continue