We are the willing, led by the knowing, doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We've done so much with so little, for so long....that we are now qualified to do something with NOTHING!!!!

Not too long ago, on a sunny-happy Sunday afternoon, a group of friends and myself were returning from a weekend of insane debauchery, to the insufferably conservative area where I live and work at present. We had decided that, in light of the imminent Monday, it would be best for all of us to find some form of sustenance before we retreated to our homes to recuperate. Needless to say, when we all climbed out of the vehicles in the parking-lot of the super-market, we received a few rather str